OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.